deadmau5, Paris Hilton & Martin Garrix Make Top Ten Worst DJ’s

While we await the results of the massive popularity contest known as the DJ Mag Top 100 DJ’s, a satirical site has birthed a laughable list of voter fueled bottom feeders for the theoretical worst 100 DJ’s.

Check out the full satirical website here, and the complete list below, with the likes of deadmau5, Paris Hilton, & DJ Pauly D leading the charge. Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, President Barack Obama, and even Twitter make an appearance on this hilarious compilation of names.

1. deadmau5
2. Paris Hilton
3. Pauly D
4. David Guetta
5. Steve Aoki
6. Martin Garrix
7. Hardwell
8. Tiesto
9. Avicii
10. Aiden Jude
11. Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike
12. Justin Bieber
13. Dada Life
14. Skrillex
15. Afrojack
16. DVBBS
17. Danielle Pelle
18. Armin van Buuren
19. Rene Rodriguez
20. DJ BL3ND
21. DJ Baby Chino
22. Toronto Mayor Rob Ford
23. Carnage
24. Calvin Harris
25. Al Walser
26. VINAI
27. Blasterjaxx
28. Nicky Romero
29. Borgore
30. will.i.am
31. Segregator X
32. Davvincii
33. Carl Cox
34. NERVO
35. The Chainsmokers
36. Sasha Grey
37. Krewella
38. W&W
39. DJ Snake
40. Shaquille O’Neal (DJ Diesel)
41. Zedd
42. Twitter
43. Showtek
44. Diplo
45. ZAXX
46. Gabry Ponte
47. Mimosa
48. Deorro
49. Danny Avila
50. DJ Antoine
51. Steve Angello
52. Alesso
53. Dillon Francis
54. Proxstep
55. Kids Table
56. Chuckie
57. Dash Berlin
58. Andrew Rayel
59. R3hab
60. Your Mom!
61. Swedish House Mafia
62. Digitalscape
63. 3LAU
64. Snoop Dogg
65. Mike Carrycot
66. CAKED UP
67. Lindsay Lohan
68. Maor Levi
69. Axwell
70. Laidback Luke
71. MAKJ
72. Dyro
73. Eric Prydz
74. Tenashar
75. HODOR! aka Kristian Nairn
76. Almond
77. Daft Punk
78. PhatCap
79. Above & Beyond
80. Ariell Sky
81. Kaskade
82. Bob Sinclar
83. Redfoo of LMFAO
84. Me
85. Maarten Vorwerk
86. Lil Jon
87. Borgeous
88. Headhunterz
89. Pablito
90. Will Sparks
91. Flosstradamus
92. Oliver Pocher
93. Dannic
94. Quintino
95. Digital Junkiez
96. President Barack Obama
97. Felix Cartal
98. Kai Song
99. DJ Khaled
100. Fedde Le Grand