Throughout our lives and our parents lives and our children’s lives, many bands will break up. It’s just an unfortunately reality. However, it doesn’t have to be all sadness and melancholy. This breakup notice by metal/hardcore band Witchrot is possibly the most brutally metal breakup notice that’s ever been.
“Due to the unfortunate reality of our guitarist fucking my girlfriend of almost 7 years, WITCHROT will be taking an extended hiatus. I however will continue the band in another space and time, being ripe with hate the music is slowly flowing and without a doubt will become the most devastating, torurous music I have ever created. Thanks for the support, stay heavy – Peter
Also our drummer died…” 
It’s like the roller coaster from hell that never actually drops, it just keeps going up, up, up…
You’d be forgiven for never hearing of Witchrot. The group never made it past more than a single EP, which you can listen to on their Bandcamp. Regardless, what a way to go out, huh?
This is my favorite band break-up notice ever. pic.twitter.com/WsIq1i2d6p
— Conor Sullivan (@conortheconor) November 26, 2018
