We already know how Gerald’s actual 2nd birthday turned out: with drunk, midget piñata strippers. But what we didn’t know was that Dillon Francis took Gerald with him on a weekend-long crazy journey that left the little guy more than a little abused, and probably a little scared.
Dillon acts like his usual strange self while Gerald mostly looks on with a face of horror. The video shares Dillon’s adventures in Las Vegas for his residency at XS, Santa Barbara for UCSB’s annual Extravaganza, as well as Puerto Rico to perform “Sexo” live with Residente and iLe.
Preston even makes a guest appearance. 
Note: Dillon says Gerald has been missing since his birthday. If you know where he is, please let us know!
