If Dillon Francis is EDM’s class clown in front of the camera, then Josh Pan is our literary David Sedaris. (If you don’t understand the reference, look him up.) Having already established himself as an accomplished writer of fan fiction, with two entries based on recent Twitter beef (here and here), he’s back at it again focusing on the recent Deadmau5 and Carnage beef.
We won’t spoil anything for you, but it’s just as good as any of his other works, if perhaps a bit shorter.
https://twitter.com/joshpan/status/924868402207866881 
https://twitter.com/joshpan/status/924869021547184128
https://twitter.com/joshpan/status/924869603246817280
https://twitter.com/joshpan/status/924870253925896193
https://twitter.com/joshpan/status/924871098784628739
https://twitter.com/joshpan/status/924871519733293056
https://twitter.com/joshpan/status/924872723918069760
https://twitter.com/joshpan/status/924873392624246785
https://twitter.com/joshpan/status/924874030640898049
https://twitter.com/joshpan/status/924874433742831616
yes it is.
america is not the “best country”, as we used to say. there’s no american dream.
it’s dead.
the end.
— sliver (@joshpan) October 30, 2017
