It’s the most wonderful time of the year! So what better way to start of the New Year by getting yourself ridiculously in debt, which you can do by attending Tiesto’s rather extortionist and no doubt elitist NYE party.
Yes, with these prices it looks like the Dutch megastar plans to be partying like it’s 1999 all over again but unfortunately, YOU are not invited.
Unless you’re one of the lucky ones who can afford to of course. 
*SPOILER ALERT*: You aren’t.
For what appears to be the prices for the ordinary schmuck such as you or me, you can expect to pay up to a rosy $600. That is of course, if you’re a guy. The ladies can expect to pay a much more reasonable $400. What a bargain. For a party that is no doubt going to suck anyway, you may as well burn a large hole in your pockets too. In fact, for those prices you can go the toilet and wipe your ass with hundred dollar bills guilt-free, heck money clearly isn’t an issue for you, do whatever you want.
But the madness doesn’t stop there. Instead, it sky-rockets.
There are several unbelievable options you can go for here: $7,000 will get you a lovely VIP table for 8 and a paltry $5,000 will net a cosy VIP Lounge table for 6. You can even get a Sky Box Suite for 18 at $20,000.
Jesus wept.
But the most expensive and luxurious option on offer here is the Dance Floor Table for 15 which comes in at an eye watering $50,000. This nets you: All the benefits of General Admission (!), 15 VIP Admission Tickets, 2 Magnum Premium Vodka, 2 Dom Perignon Luminus, Waters & Red Bull and Party Favors.
What this doesn’t include is the option to somehow stop the guilt-ridden screaming in your head as you somehow try to sleep and live with yourself late at night.
Of course, these prices don’t include the extra charges that are added on and who knows how much money there is to be spent when you get in there.
All in all, this will be a great financial exercise where a select few will get to flex their financial muscles. For these prices and the sake of their souls, this better be the party of the century…
(I hope it sucks.)
Read more about the expensive lives of DJs here:
And at the end of the day… it will sadly be spent for the night. Welcome to Liv & welcome to Miami.
That’s every year in Vegas too. Big deal. Accept and move on. Or keep hating on other peoples’ successes. Either way, Tiesto is still going to be successful, Liv is going to be successful and the night will still sell out… It’s New Years Eve in Miami. Quit hating and start appreciating and your whole world will change. #onelove
at that price do you get to sleep with him too? i mean daymn!
People can talk, bitch and complain all they want. As long as there are people willing to pay those prices there will always be some douchebag willing to take their money. It would be uber-funny if the venue went empty. Get some balls people.
This may be shocking to someone from the Midwest or something, but not when you live here.
This party is obviously not meant for the general public, so what’s the point of ranting about it?! And I’m sure the club sets those prices.
Normal … Get over it.. Work hard to play hard!
50K nothing for him, he earnns more than 300k per show in hakkasan.