In a recent feature on Beatport, Feed Me, being the epic troll that he is, used a random number generator to pick out songs from the Beatport Top 100 to give his two cents on and the results proved to be quite hilarious. Here are a few of my favorite excerpts:
Marcel and Stefano clearly want you to know that their remix is in G Major because they hit it using a loud stab noise approximately 144 times in the buildup
It has that slightly pretentious level of restraint that makes a good deep-house tune somewhat timeless, leaving me with a sudden desire to iron a shirt and hit the town.
This one shuffles around well enough, and there’s a bass noise that starts off sounding like when you poke a cat that doesn’t like you and then evolves into a sound that somewhat resembles a tiny plane diving.
Can’t really generate any other feelings, except for pointing out that if these are all their real names, they’re all much cooler than mine
I think it’s pretty awesome that Beatport let this piece fly since it’s definitely taking a stab at the quality of their charts, which is something that always seems to be up for debate; it’s definitely nice to see they’re down for some lighthearted mockery. Make sure you check out the whole piece HERE.
holy shit we get it, feed me is better than everyone else
Tom Frith
who is feed me?
am i the only one who was a little disappointed with the album. The quality is great but i didnt find it as enjoyable as RAM or bloody beetroots hide