Big news for the Kidz Bop side of EDM! Selena Gomez will be releasing her self-described ‘baby dubstep’ album Stars Dance, exactly one week from now on July 24th. Supposedly influenced by Skrillex (shocker there), Stars Dance will be comprised of eleven psuedo-EDM songs.
Gomez recently released a bunch of short teasers for the album, which was really great of her. Because typically, when artists drop a steaming pile of crap like this, they don’t warn you before you step directly into it. If I can’t make it through eighteen seconds of no less than three songs without full body cringing, my mind is made up. This album is not going to be good, not even passable, it’s going to be EDM Kidz Bop. Shouts to her though for keeping it short and saving me the trauma of listening to anymore of it than humanly necessary. 
I apologize in advance for offending whatever poor producer had to grind out her album for her but, I’m convinced. Convinced that Selena Gomez has set the bar so low for other celebrity producers, that they could shuffle right over it without tripping and falling flat on their face. I was considering making a deal with you all that, if this post took off I would video review the entire album. But, then I realized that was the worst idea I have ever had. Ever. Listen to one of the teasers below, if you have a something to bite down on, I recommend you get that out before you hit play.
No, really, I’ve had plenty thank-you.
This is almost the exact same article I read on EDMTUNES…way to be original…
your comas are confusing.
nononoNONONONON
TRAP
Why don’t you try to work with a good ACTUAL EDM producer where you can sing on some of their songs, instead of making the album around YOUR singing and hiring some producers who just try to copy what they hear in EDM. Justin Bieber worked with Zedd in beauty and a beat for example, and it’s one of his songs that I can actually listen to because it was made pretty solidly. Just sayin.
she should get in touch with her hood roots and do a baby trap album next.
she should get in touch with her hood roots and do a baby trap album next.
haters gatta hate 😀
oww my tongue!
Why…………
Awesome more prefabbed crap.
Awesome more prefabbed crap.
Awesome more prefabbed crap.
I could shut her mouth and fuck her at most…
I think she will do fine! don’t hate masterbate.
this is commercial shit , not music , u should be ( in french please) : VOUS DEVRIEZ AVOIR HONTE DE METTRE EN VALEUR UNE MERDE PAREILLE!
I wouldn’t be surprised if it was great. 😉