Wolfgang Gartner foretold it, we laughed, joked, made memes about it, but brushed it off. Oh how wrong we were. It is approaching fast, so much faster than we ever thought possible, but it is almost upon us. Paris Hilton’s impending house album, is almost finished. The heiress told the Daily Beast:
“I’m in the studio and almost finished with the album, and yeah, they’re just finishing up all the paperwork and there will be an announcement soon. But I’m so excited. I think they’ve created an amazing brand. Lil Wayne and some other surprise guests will be on the album, and it’s going to be so sick. It’s an electropop album with some dance-y songs.”
Well there you have it people, the EDM apocalypse will be brought upon us by an “electropop album with some dance-y songs”. All joking aside though, I think we should look at this album in a more positive manner. Yes it’ll probably do well in some charts that we don’t and shouldn’t care about, in a sense it will also illustrate how difficult it is to produce good electronic music, because mark my words, it will sound like shit (not much of a prophecy, more like a statement). And at the very least, it’ll serve as some good comic relief.
Source: The Daily Beast
Lil Wayne on a Paris Hilton EDM album? Fuck this…….moving to Jupiter.
Hahahha
The EDM Apocalypse needs to happen, anyway. The genre is in a huge rut in terms of creativity.
“I’m in the studio and almost finished with the paperwork, and yeah, they’re just finishing up the album and there will be an announcement soon” I think that’s what she meant. I bet she got too many D’s in high school and they messed up her grammar.
fake plastic crystals do the trick. even if she never heard of pitch slider and crossfade.
fake plastic crystals do the trick. even if she never heard of pitch slider and crossfade.
Sweet angel of death take now…
or it will sound good cause its not her and somebody her daddy paid to keeop quite about producing it. if she really is the producer dear god help us all. but at least it will make under dogs like me seem good @nimonic
I wonder how many songs there are with rappers singing threw electropop? I doubt there is any haha, not even busta could of done this,….well maybe he could but wayne? come on life, stop shitting on us already.
-Google search- “Electropop involving rap” search result – I got a website that stats electropop meets rap with the band called The Munich?, I think?, it was dated last year. “dance-y involving rap, result – I got the definition of hip hop dancing.
Is that far enough away? I think we need to take the advice of nibbler from futurama and exit the universe.
she definitely got the D in highschool.
I wonder if she even touched the mouse, or if some no name Abelton master just did it all for her?
Someone should tell her that David Guetta already tried that with his last album, and it already sounded like shit. we should just put them into their own genre with pitbull and jennifer lopez, and britney spears and will.i.am, and and call it “Bullshit”.
Someone should tell her that David Guetta already tried that with his last album, and it already sounded like shit. we should just put them into their own genre with pitbull and jennifer lopez, and britney spears and will.i.am, and and call it “Bullshit”.
jupiters atmosphere is quite nice this time of year
Thank god her knobs crossfader and pitch are bright pink and diamond studded or else she might lose them.
^good comment jack, top notch stuff!
shutup jack u phaggot m8
why can’t we all just get along?!?
agreed.
yea agreed also.
nah fuck u all
EDM apocalypse already started when dubstep got so popular, and all the concerts become crowded cluster f*cks.