Nick Cannon recently announced that he will be the latest celebrity-whatever to jump on the EDM bandwagon. Supposedly, the former Wild n’ Out host has been on the DJ grind for the last ’10 years’ and plans to release a House/EDM album entitled ‘White People Party Music‘, which will include at least one collaboration with Afrojack.
Apparently this is no joke, as Cannon has already released a single from the upcoming album titled, Me Sexy. Unfortunately, I only was able to make it through about 10 seconds of random clicking through the song before I had to call it quits. I won’t even try to review it, because to be honest they don’t pay me enough to do that sort of dirty work. 
There are some people in the scene who have taken such news as Paris Hilton releasing a House album produced by Afrojack and the reports that DJ Pauly D is the highest paid DJ in EDM as signs of a coming ‘EDM Apocalypse’. These people will eat this news up and will let it fuel their fires of despair. However, this Nick Cannon news to me, is mild at best and if you have any brains at all, you’ll do what I did… Close the song, wipe it from your memory, and carry on. I’m a white person and I love party music, but that won’t make me shove that garbage into my earholes. If you’re curious though, you can listen to Me Sexy below.
…….mind blown…worst shit ever.
What the heck is that
Its shitting into my ears…
First Paris Hilton, and now this. Unfortunately, there’s nothing we can do about it. The writer is right. Let’s just ignore it and move on because hey, there is still plenty of great music being made today!
well i bet he could be better then paris hilton
Out of all the titles for an album this..
Out of all the titles for an album this..
This doesn’t scare me, call me when Justin Bieber decides he wants to DJ and produce.
HOPE TO BE DEAD BY THEN
id rather forget i read that =s
LIFE IN COLORS EL EVENTO DE PINTURA MAS GRANDE DE PANAMA ESCUCHA EL PROMO MIX https://soundcloud.com/davidwong-1/life-in-colors-promo-mix-david
Horrible….he should stick to what he does best..whatever that is and leave respectable music alone.
I became Deaf and I only heard till 0:32.
I became Deaf and I only heard till 0:32.
so shitty
so shitty
Made it to 0:36. A new record?
Please go somewhere else we don’t accept you!!!
Stop while your ahead
All I need is my Dirty Dutch
Yes there’s something you can do is dont support them simple as that if you keep putting them on blast saying how much they suck no matter what your pramoting them because ppl are going to want to see what your talking about your better off saying nothing that way ther shit wont be heard
gayyyyyy!
segun el for the past 10 yrs.. Pendejo!!!!!!!
Holy fuck, that was hilarious.
If Justin Bieber starts DJing I’m gonna end my life…
Ugh this is almost painful >.<.
“This joint right here is only for the sexy people”.
Idk guys, I think I’m going to have to cut my ears off.
@[1050990048:2048:Michael Opinion]
fucking posers…
this album clearly isn’t meant to be taken seriously. just laugh and move on.
SHIt ,,, why ,,,, why? First Paris Hilton, and now this……they all suck.
Even pitbull would be ashamed of that song it’s shit!
JB already does “DJ”….
Is it me or does his mustache make him look like a pedophile? Raping young hearts of music.
He is CEO of TeenNick, producer of Wil’NOut and bangs Mariah Carrey on the reg.
I’m working this track over to dub right now. Heavy flow like my girls.
White ppl music? That’s not racist or anything but OHHHHHH DAMN LETS PUT ON SOME SHIT AND CALL IT BLACK FOLK MUZACK